"What the hell's all over the seats? " "I believe, uh, technically they call that alien goo ." -- John Stewart and...

  " That watch is Mondasian. That ring is made by Headless Monks on Axilon and THAT is something that a Bride of the Fourth Attrition s...

  " Me, I'd be pissed off. Disappearing for two weeks, no explanation, show up hungover, and late. Come on, you gotta be a little a...

  " Those mob fools want you dead so they can get back to the way things were, but I know the truth -- There’s no going back. You’ve ch...

  "Greetings, Princess. I'm sorry to hear that your journey ended so uncomfortably. " "The whole affair was most deplorab...

  " I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash ya got." (Watching from the car)  "That son' bitch. That son of a ...

  "I hate being wrong in public. Everybody forget that happened. " -- The Twelfth Doctor, Doctor Who: "Deep Breath" Hel...